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The "naive" chart below, executed in straight lines only, trying to make texts in space (space poems). It writing with images in a vision clean, architectural feelings. (It belongs to the author). La graphique "naive" qui suit, execéutée en lignes droites seulement, essaie de rendre les textes en espace(poèmes spatiaux).C'est une écriture avec des images dans une vision propre, de l'architecture des sentiments. (Elle appartient à l'auteur)....

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Nathalie demeure bouche bée quand on plombe sa molaire. Elle a une dent contre une autre dent cariée. Le médecin stérilise ses instruments qui deviennent la proie des flammes. La radiographie lui parle en termes voilés. Il fait bouillir le sang de la gencive souffrante dans l'éprouvette. Puis le toubib extrait de la gorge de sa patiente des gros mots. Nathalie remains speechless when on his leaden molar. She has a grudge against a another decayed tooth. The doctor sterilizes its instruments which become engulfed in flames. Radiography talks to him in veiled terms. It makes the blood boil the suffering gum in the specimen. Then the doctor extracts from his patient's throat bad words....

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Florentin’s Laws are neither Murphy’s (pessimistic) Laws nor Peter’s (optimistic) Laws, but partially pessimistic and partially optimistic, while another part is neutral (ambiguous: neither pessimistic nor optimistic) – as in neutrosophic logic. Therefore, each Florentin’s law includes negatives and positives, unlike Murphy’s law which has only negative attributes, and respectively Peter’s law which has mostly positive attributes or results....

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Florentin’s Laws: To hell with Murphy, deviate! 1. If anything can go wrong, pass it on to someone else! 2. When your team wins, it is thanks to you. If the team looses, it is because of others. 3. Get a reason to award your friends, and a pretext to punish your enemies. 4. Even good things have negative side effects. Moreover, negative things have positive side effects. 5. Don’t play by others’ rules. Build your own rules that allow you to win. If you still don’t win, prove the game is useless. 6. If he’s better than you, deny him. If he’s worse than you, praise him....

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Preface: If anything can go wrong, pass it on to someone else! Adventures and Variations in Murphy's Law: 4 What and Why Florentin’s law: 8 Florentin’s Laws: To hell with Murphy, deviate!: 13 Florentin’s Laws: Ignore Peter’s, relax!: 17 Florentin’s Interdisciplinary Laws: 19 More variations in Florentin’s law: 22 Call for Contributions: backcover...

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Excerpts from newspapers, magazines, pamphlets, books - everything I fall in hand. This volume contains quotes from some 1,000 authors, in Romanian, with some exceptions in French or English, and covers approximately 1856 pages. Readings and choices of metaphors, expressions, ideas are of course subjective - after my taste of the time. And today used to read with pen in hand, noting that I like my metaphors in poetry and ideas, aphorisms and short sentences of prose, essays, drama. Collection and heard expressions of folklore. The books emphasize scientific and write it down on edge about possible generalization of concepts or theorems found that later I will guide you towards writing an article or a book....

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GABRIELA ADAMEŞTEANU 􀂃 La urma urmei 􀂃 Inspectîndu-se în oglindă 􀂃 Privirea cu care se măsura în oglindă 􀂃 Tramvaiul despica lent oraşul 􀂃 Iubea Bucureştiul cu sufletul unui provincial 􀂃 Vizită plicticoasă 􀂃 Umflat ca nişte vine groase pe o mînă bătrînă 􀂃 O stradă, vie de oameni şi de maşini 􀂃 Înaintase firesc 􀂃 Peronul încremenit al gării 􀂃 Înghesuiţi în duhoarea sălii de aşteptare 􀂃 Crăuneau găini 􀂃 Răsuna de ecoul focurilor ei. 􀂃 Limbile ceasului încremeniseră 􀂃 Îi orbea întunericul 􀂃 Întunericul catifelat 􀂃 Copil sperios 􀂃 Palele fierbinţi de vînt cu iz de asphalt încins 􀂃 Cuprins de adevărata febră a întîrzierii 􀂃 Rîs ascuţit 􀂃 Vatra publică foarte multă proză scurtă 􀂃 Au privit speriaţi în toate părţile...

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Contents Cuprins ................................................................ 5 𝓐 ....................................................................49 𝓑 ................................................................................. 207 𝓒 ................................................................................ 391 𝓓 ................................................................................. 566 𝓔 ................................................................................ 642 𝓕 ................................................................................. 669 𝓖 ................................................................................ 692 𝓗 ................................................................................ 806 𝓘 ................................................................................ 848 𝓙 ................................................................................ 908 𝓚 ................................................................................. 941 𝓛 ................................................................................ 957 𝓜 ......

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“The Art of Wag” is a unique booklet comprised of advices and possible tips you can use on how to make the best out of your pet/dog in workplace and other situations. Some of these gems come from our own experience, and some come from watching these practices surrounding us. As our last advice before you jump through this book, (a) do these advices at your own risks; (b) managing the dog outside is much easier than managing ‘the dog’ inside yourself; (c) don’t take your dog to workplace/office if you are not confident enough that your dog is always at your side. ...

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• If you’re not the lead dog … the view never changes. • All is really possible, especially with a big Doberman. • In a meeting, it’s easier to argue your point with a big Doberman besides you. • It’s more effective to convince people with persuasion and a big dog, rather than with persuasion alone. • There are two types of dog-approach in office: (a) first bring a small and funny dog, like Chihuahua or Dalmatian, (b) then bring a big Doberman. • It’s possible to bring your Doberman when asking for a raise. ...

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Preface 4 The Art of Wag 8 Call for Contributions 16

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悖论主义对句包括含义相反的两行诗句，但是这两句诗合并（或建 联 系）后给出标题的完整定义。 一般而言，第二行诗句否定第一行诗，因此形成非同寻常或对立 念 的词语搭配及意境。 The PARADOXIST DISTICH consists of two verses, antithetic to each other, but which together amalgamate in a whole defining (or making connection with) the title. Commonly, the second verse negates the first, containing therefore an antinomic/antagonistic notion/collocation or opposite idea....

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P E D A N T He thinks When he doesn’t think 学究 他不思索的时候 脑子也不得清闲 M E T R O P O L I S City Of cities 大都会 与其他城市相比 它就成为城中城 W O R T H L E S S His quality Is lack of all qualities 无价值 所谓的品质 就是无品质 V I C E - P R E S I D E N T The main Secondary character 副总裁 重要人物 次要特征...

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A journal on one of Florentin Smarandache's adventures!

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În Vestul Sălbatic ..................................................................... 5 Oraşul fantastic ........................................................................ 8 În ţara lui Pelé ........................................................................ 15 Florentin la Florenţa ............................................................... 87 Cu „carozza” spre Veneţia ................................................... 126 Turnul din Pisa ..................................................................... 134 Eterna Eladă ......................................................................... 154 Civilizaţia incaşă .................................................................. 200 The Wild West ....................................... 5 Fantastic city ................................... 8 Pele country ................................. 15 Florence Florentine .......................................... 87 With "Carozzi" to Venice ............................. 126 Tower of Pisa ............................................... 134 Elad Eterna ................................................ 154 ...

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The Florentin's Cliché should be constructed as follows: - Change the figurative language [figure of speech] of a cliché to a literal language; - Or distort the clichés, make them abnormal, deviate their common sense by simple substitutions of words; - Or eliminate some words from a cliché, or switch the verbs between assertion and negation, in order to give the cliché a surprising new significance: - Or consider a chain of (more or less) contradictory clichés and put together with a unitary semantics; - Or juxtapose a cliché with a … (partial or total) contradictory syntagma! And as a whole the Florentin’s Cliché should be bended with humor. ...

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51. To be in the right place at the left time! 52. The German language you learn it’s Greek to me 53. This dirty and shaded homeless saved me like a knight in shinning armor 54. In cold blood but hot under the collar he throws cold water on her to getting hot 55. Do not step on his toes, but on his shoes. 56. I don’t like you. Nice to see you! 57. The director jumped to conclusion from the third floor through the window… ...

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Preface: Changing the Figurative Language to a Literal Language: 4 Florentin’s Clichés: 12

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The Chinese edition of Advances and Applications of DSmT for Information Fusion (Collected Works) that explains the Dezert-Smarandache Theory.

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作者在近年来 提出的似是而非和自相矛盾推理，DSmT，可以看作是 经典的 DSmT 的扩展，但是它们又存在着重要的差异。比如，DSmT 可以处理由 信度函数表示的任意类型独立信息源间的信息融合问题，但它的重点是处理不确 定、高度冲突和不精确的证据源的融合问题。DSmT 能够不受 DST 框架的限制， 处理复杂的静态或动态融合问题，特别是当信息源间的冲突非常大时，或者是所考 虑问题的框架（一般情况下用Θ表示）由于Θ中命题 之间的界限模糊、不确定、 不精确而很难细分时，DSmT 便发挥了它的优势。...

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A book on number theory.

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The book is structured in two parts as follows: - in the first part, the theory of paradoxism through its first six published worldwide manifestos (1983, 1984, 1990, 1998, 2002, and 2010 respectively); - in the second part, the paradoxism collected from the international (English, French, Spanish/Arabic, and Romanian) folklore in images and paradoxist situations. ...

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A) Folkloric Begining. It was in the years 1980’s when the paradoxist movement started. Together with childhood friends (I use their nicknames, since these are more colorfull: Cost, Geonea, Beca, Bigioc, Piciu, Boros, Covrig ăl mijlociu, Cris, Pilă, Chesa, Grasu, Babanu) in the little parks and restaurants of Bălcești – Vâlcea drinking beer and joking. They did not like to read or write!... They all were non-literators {excepting me and Co(n)st(antin) Dincă}. We built a new literary movement without even knowing – in a paradoxical way! We did it by jokes, against-the-grain speech, amusing themselves in that bad time! I had written in Romanian language the volume „Laws of internal composition. Poems with... problems!” (1982) as a preparadoxist volume, published lately. But the First Paradoxist Manifesto in the world of the Paradoxism I published in 1983 in the first edition of my French volume The Sense of the Nonsense (Ed. Artistiques, Fès, Morocco). ...

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To Paradoxismize (Forward): 4 Paradoxism’s Manifestos (1983-2010): 7 • First Paradoxist Manifesto: 8 • Second Paradoxist Manifesto: 11 • Third Paradoxist Manifesto: 15 • Fourth Paradoxist Manifesto: 18 • Fifth Paradoxist Manifesto: 37 • Sixth Paradoxist Manifesto: 51 Worldwide Paradoxist Folklore: 60 All is possible, the impossible too! French Paradoxist Folklore: 86 Les Perles du BAC 2008 [Pearls of 2008 Baccalaureate] Spanish/Arabic Paradoxist Folklore: 127 Ser fuerte... / .. ما†ھي†القوة [To be strong] Romanian Paradoxist Folklore: 141-155 De ce, tată? [Why, father?] ...

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A collection of short poems in greek with underlying humorous tones.

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ΑΥΤΟΠΡΟΣΩΠΟΓΡΑΦΙΑ Δεν φαίνομαι Αυτό που φαίνομαι να είμαι ΔΗΜΑΓΩΓΟΣ Χτυπά το στήθος Χωρίς να ύψώσει ένα του δάχτυλο ΠΑΤΡΟΤΗΤΑ "Αυτό το παιδί στον κήπο σου λουλούδι Ναι, γιατί ’ ναι γιός ενός άλλου" ΑΠΟΦΑΣΙΣΜΕΝΟΣ Έκαψε τη βαλίτσα του καθώς Την έβαλε μέσα σε ζεστό νερό. ΧΑΜΕΝΟΣ Φτωχέ μου μπάσταρδε . . . Εκείνος είναι απόλυτα ευτυχισμένος...

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Παράδοξα Δίστιχα ................................................. 4 - 77 σελ. Παραδοξισμός, η τελεταία Πρωτοπορία της Δεύτερης Χιλιετίας ……………………………......... 78 - 82 σελ. Βιογραφία του Φλωρεντίν Σμαρανδάκε .…………… 83 - 88 σελ....

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A book on problems arising with some of Florentin Smarandache's theories.

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Un paradox această carte!... Pentru că, deşi, la prima vedere, nu pare decât o înşiruire de date, localităţi, confesiuni, activităţi „domestice”, transcrieri, dialoguri etc., intrând în cuprinsul său rămâi uimit. Toate acestea adunate în jurul lui Florentin Smarandache, „vagabondul ştiinţific”, cum poate cineva i-a zis, devin dintr-o dată cartea lui de identitate. Devin faţete ale spiritului său nestăpânit şi te invită, parcă, să participăm la jocul său de a cunoaşte lumea şi prin rigurozitatea ştiinţei....

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A journal of various ideas that may be helpful to those who are looking to emigrate. It gives some helpful ideas on what to expect.

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Cuvânt înainte M-am luptat cu viaţa în prima jumătate a drumului insidios pe care mi l-a hărăzit soarta. A trebuit să prestez, în lagăr cât şi-n exil, pentru a supravieţui, munci din cele mai diverse: de la măturător, zugrav, muncitor necalificat în construcţii, traducător, ghid, până la inginer şi profesor universitar. Paginile acestea cuprind însemnări răzleţe, cotidiene, prinse din mers, reflectând diferenţe specifice între culturi, limbi sau popoare - şi transcrise, printre picături, în avion, pe bordul maşinii, la volan, într-o pauză la Honeywell, ori seara, când mă-ntorceam istovit de la lucru. Un fel de sfaturi şi impresii pentru amatori. Nu-s grupate pe teme, ci au forma unui jurnal, venind să completeze volumul de mare succes la public "America, paradisul diavolului", care a cunoscut patru ediţii într-un interval scurt (1992 primăvara, 1992 toamna, 1994, 1999). Cartea poate fi utilă celor care (mai) doresc să emigreze. Pentru a şti la ce s-ar putea aştepta...

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A collection of short poems with an underlying tone of humor and parody.

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CIOARA Croncănind în zbor planat, M-a stropit pe cap o cioară; Zic, nervos, dar resemnat: Bine că vaca nu zboară! POZA ŞI PERETELE Eu, cum te-am văzut în casă, Am rămas tablou, băiete! Zise poza, languroasă, Către un perete....

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În loc de prefaţă ......................................................................................... 5 Microfabule ................................................................................................... 7 Fabule ........................................................................................................... 22 Parodii ........................................................................................................ 32 Epigrame ......................................................................................................37 EpitafUri ......................................................................................................... 44 Catrene şi cuvinte paradoxiste ..............................................................47 Puţină dragoste ........................................................................................ 51 Distihuri proverbiale ............................................................................... 59 Dialoguri rimate paradoxiste .................................................................. 65 Definiţii rebusiste ........................

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Eleven linguistic categories are presented (Murphy’s laws, the clichés, homonyms, tautologies, proverbs, metagrams, translations, definitions, figures of paradoxism, monorhymes, and abbreviations), which afterwards are respectively turned into their corresponding Florentin’s Laws, clichés, homonyms, etc. and exemplified....

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Let’s Make Experiments in Linguistics (General preface) - 6 1. FLORENTIN’S LAWS If anything can go wrong, pass it on to someone else! - 8 1.1. ADVENTURES and VARIATIONs IN MURPHY’s LAW (Preface) - 9 1.2. What and Why Florentin’s law - 11 1.3. Florentin’s Laws / !An Author to the Cube! - 13 1.3.1. Florentin’s Laws: To hell with Murphy, deviate! - 14 1.3.2. Florentin’s Laws: Relax Peter’s! - 16 1.3.3. Florentin’s Interdisciplinary Laws - 18 1.3.4. More Variations in Florentin’s Law - 20 2. FLORENTIN’S CLICHÉS The dictator lifts the state of emergency with a crane - 22 2.1. Changing the Figurative Language to a Literal Language (Preface) - 23 2.2. Florentin’s Clichés - 28 3. FLORENTIN’S HOMONYMS Send me an e-male - 36 3.1. Preface: Send me an e-male = Florentin’s Homonyms = - 37 3.2. Florentin’s Homonyms - 39 3.2.1. First face of the story (Homophones) - 40 3.2.2. Second face of the story (Homophones) - 42 3.2.3. Multiple faces of the story (Homophones) - 44 3.2.4. Others (Homographs) – 45 4. FLORENTIN’S TAUTOLOGIES - 46 4.1. About Florentin’s Tautologies - 47 5. FLORENTIN’S PROVERBS - 48 5.1. Introduction: Dev...

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A book on Florentin Smarandache's travels through Russia.

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Rusia – mamă vitregă pentru România! În Moscova, sunt 11 linii de metrou. Pe hartă, apar cu diverse culori. Vechiul oraş e cuprins în interiorul liniei 5 (centura). Nouln oraş s-a dezvoltat împrejur. Tunelul metroului trece când pe sub râuln Moscova, când pe deasupra, pe poduri solide. Până la aeroport, am schimbat două autobuze şi două metrouri. Dmitri şi Larissa m au condus. Îmi părea rău de despărţire, dar mă bucuram de întoarcerea acasă – am atâtea de făcut (s-au adunat în perioada călătoriei) Îmi iau la revedere: Paka!...

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1. Întâlnirea cu Moscova ......................................................... 5 2. Prin Oraşul lui Petru cel Mare ............................................. 19 3. În vizită la Petrodvoreţ ........................................................ 31 4. Farmecul Veneţiei ruseşti .................................................... 44 5. Salutări din Moscova! .......................................................... 75 6. În Puşcino – oraş de cercetare ştiinţifică .............................. 83 7. „Dac-aţi şti şi voi ce frumos oraş Şi ce seri sunt la Moscova!” ............................................... 98...

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This is a book made up of short stories and poetry surrounding the topic of paradoxes from many authors all over the world who are looking to contribute to this meaningful compilation....

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Infinite Regress If a self-causing cause Must continuously precede itself, Then there can be no origin To an infinite time line. Which suggests that Time dies not yet exist. The Origin of Infinite Time is.... Not Yet. In an infinite series- Without first and last- Each point- One is all....

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This book has four chapters. In chapter one we just recall the notion of RD codes, MRD codes, circulant rank codes and constant rank codes and describe their properties. In chapter two we introduce few new classes of codes and study some of their properties. In this chapter we introduce the notion of fuzzy RD codes and fuzzy RD bicodes. Rank distance m-codes are introduced in chapter three and the property of m-covering radius is analysed. Chapter four indicates some applications of these new classes of codes....

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DEFINITION 1.12: The ‘norm’ of a word v _ VN is defined as the ‘rank’ of v over GF(2) (By considering it as a circulant matrix over GF(2)). We denote the ‘norm’ of v by r(v). We just prove the following theorem. THEOREM 1.2: Suppose ____GF(2N) has the polynomial representation g(x) over GF(2) such that the gcd(g(x), xN +1) has degree N – k, where 0 _ k _ N. Then the ‘norm’ of the word generated by _ is ‘k’. ...

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Preface 5 Chapter One BASIC PROPERTIES OF RANK DISTANCE CODES 7 Chapter Two RANK DISTANCE BICODES AND THEIR PROPERTIES 25 Chapter Three RANK DISTANCE m-CODES 77 Chapter Four APPLICATIONS OF RANK DISTANCE m-CODES 131 FURTHER READING 133 INDEX 144 ABOUT THE AUTHORS 150...

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A small village learns the value of kindness.