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Folclorul românesc cât şi folclorul altor popoare, ambundă de paradoxisme, pe care le am mai amintit şi-n alte lucrări. Noi ne oprim aici cu exemplele de paradoxişti şi paradoxisme, pentru a vă lăsa timp să vă delectaţi cu paradoxismele create de noi şi oferite dumneavoastră, în prezenta carte. Romanian folklore and folklore of other peoples ambundă paradoxist that we mentioned and in other works. We stop here and Paradoxisme paradoxists examples for you to leave while you enjoy paradoxismele created by us and provided to you in this book....

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• A făcut cel mai important pas, lipsit de importanţă. • Timpul probabil, este reprobabil. • A votat împotriva abţinerii. • S-a potrivit intr-un moment nepotrivit. • Au acelaşi stil, diferit. • Doctorul, era erudit în incultura sa. • A făcut tot ce era imposibil de făcut. • Era de o profunzime interioară extremă. • Au fost chemaţi toti nechemaţii. • Sunt în stare sa impoziteze si lipsurile de venituri impozabile. • Materia, este divină iar Divinitatea, este imaterială. • He made the most important step unimportant. • Most likely, it is reprehensible. • Voted against failure. • It was right in the wrong time. • Have the same style, different. • The doctor had learned in his ignorance. • He did what was impossible to do. • It was an extreme inner depth. • There have been called all nechemaţii. • Are able to tax and taxable income gaps. • Matter is Divine and the Divine, is immaterial....

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Introducere …………………………………………. 5 Panseuri paradoxiste ……………………………….. 8 Posibilităţi imposibile …………………………….. 45 Distihuri paradoxiste ……………………………... 51 Zicători distihice ………………………………….. 61 Fabule, parodii şi alte poezii ……………………… 79 Poeme trăsnite ……………………………………. 93 Umor paradoxist ………………………………… 101...

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88 writers (in addition of folklore collections) from 23 countries with texts in 17 languages (English, Romanian, Bulgarian, Czech, Arabic, French, German, Hungarian, Tamil, Hindi, Indonesian, Hebrew, Italian, Urdu, Russian, Serbo-Croatian, Spanish) contributed poetry, essays, letters to the editor, arts, science, philosophy, short drama, short story, distichs, epigrams, aphorisms, translations, paradoxes, and folklore or found literature to the “Fifth international Anthology on Paradoxism”....

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An Ode to Fuzzy & Neutrosophic Logic and their Creators When everything seems a murky mess And you are forced to second guess The way you are headed when you’re going straight And whether you’re there on time ’cause early may be late! When your eyes start playing tricks – it’s neither night nor day But the magic hour; when you just can’t for sure say The white from the black as mostly all is grey Take a moment to close your eyes and thank Zadeh! For inventing a way to tell black from white and the big from the small When none knows for sure how black is black or how tall is tall! ’Cause when chance becomes a possibility, you know you sure can bet That you’re in one group or the other, ’cause you’re in a fuzzy set! ...

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INTERNATIONAL DIMENSION OF PARADOXISM 5 AUSTRALIA Sukanto BATTACHARYA 6 George ROCA 8 BULGARIA Albena TCHAMOVA & Maria NIKOLOVNA 11 CANADA Kane X. FAUCHER 18 Jason HALL 19 CZECH REPUBLIK [Internet] 21 EGYPT Salah OSMAN 22 FRANCE Iulia COJOCARU 29 Didier FLEURDIER 30 Nicole POTTIER 223 GERMANY Rüdiger HEINZE 38 Bernd HUTSCHENREUTER 39 HUNGARY [Internet] 42 INDIA Khrishna JAHAN 43 A. PRASAD 47 B. Venkateswara RAO 48 Hemant VINZE 50 INDONESIA Christianto VIC 51 ISRAEL Morel ABRAMOVICI & Zoltan TERNER 52 Muneer Jebreel KARAMA 53 ITALY Pino BORESTA 56 KAZAKHSTAN Vadim BYSTRITSKI 57 R. MOLDOVA Svetlana GARABAJI 58 NIGERIA Tolu OGUNLESI 62 PAKISTAN Abdul KHAN 63 ROMANIA Valeriu BUTULESCU 65 Valentin DASCĂ LU 75 Ina DELEAN 79 Dominic DIAMANT 81 Eugen EVU 82 Folclor 85 Constantin FROSIN 101 Andrei Dorian GHEORGHE 102 Mugur GROSU 103 Peter GRUCK 104 Gică HAGI 105 Eugen ILIŞ IU 106 Liviu Florian JIANU 107 Elisabeta KOCSIK 108 Adrian LESENCIUC 115 Victor MARTIN 122 Nicolae M. MAZILU 129 Constantin MĂ RCUŞ AN 131 Ionel MĂ RGINEANU 134 Cristian MIALA 135 Marian MIRESC...

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In chapter 1, following the Special Theory of Relativity, we generalize the Lorentz Contraction Factor C(v) to an Oblique-Contraction Factor OC(v, θ), which gives the contraction factor of the lengths moving at an oblique angle with respect to the motion direction. In the chapters 2-5 we show several inconsistencies, contradictions, and anomalies in the Special and General Theories of Relativity...

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1.3. Oblique-Length Contraction Factor The Special Theory of Relativity asserts that all lengths in the direction of motion are contracted, while the lengths at right angles to the motion are unaffected. But it didn’t say anything about lengths at oblique angle to the motion (i.e. neither perpendicular to, nor along the motion direction), how would they behave? This is a generalization of Galilean Relativity, i.e. we consider the oblique lengths. The length contraction factor in the motion direction is: C(v) = The square root of (1 – (v squared divided by c squared )(5) Suppose we have a rectangular object with width W and length L that travels at a constant speed v with respect to an observer on Earth. ...

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Chapter 1. Contraction and Dilation Factors in The Special Theory of Relativity: 15 Chapter 2. New Paradoxes for The Special Theory of Relativity: 38 Chapter 3. Other Paradoxes for The Special Theory of Relativity: 53 Chapter 4. Dilemmas for The General Theory of Relativity: 77 Chapter 5. Open Questions and Remarks: 101 ...

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“The Analects of Confucius” are considered a record of the words and acts of Confucius and his disciples, as well as the discussions they held. Written during the Spring and Autumn Period through the Warring States Period（475 BC - 221 BC) the Analects is the representative work of Confucianism and continues to have a tremendous influence on Chinese and East Asian thoughts and values today. In neutrosophy, between two ends there are many, sometimes a continuous range of neutralities (degrees of middle, or degrees of synthesis). Each middle (called “neutrality” or “indeterminacy” in neutrosophy) is a k% degree of truth and a (100-k)% degree of falsehood. We have a paradox if the sentence is 100% true, 100% false, and 100% indeterminate....

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Negative Part 3 You want to know a person truly, not only to understand this person’s words, but also understand this person’s actions and ideas. Commentary on Negative Part 3 Confucius did not mention to understand people’s ideas. While the words and actions are controlled by the ideas. Neutrosophic Part 3 The person’s time and energy were limited. For knowing a man truly, besides one person’s ability, other person’s help is needed in many cases, sometimes even the machine and the measuring appliance and so on are needed....

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Brief Introduction ……………………………………..3 Foreword………………………………………………..5 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 1…...……..13 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 2………….30 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 3………….48 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 4……….....54 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 5……….....58 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 6……….....63 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 7……….....69 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 8……….....74 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 9……….....79 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 10….……..84 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 11………...89 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 12….……..95 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 13……….101 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 14.………108 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 15……….115 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 16……….120 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 17……….126 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 18.………132 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 19……….136 Positive, Negative and Neutrosophic Book 20…….…141 Postscript ………………………………………...

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pARadOXisMul - ultima avangardă a mileniului doi 1. Definiţie Paradoxismul este o mişcare internaţională de avangardă în literatură, artă, filozofie, chiar şi ştiinţă, bazată pe folosirea excesivă de antiteze, antinomii, contradicţii, oximorone, parabole, paradoxuri în creaţie. A fost înfiinţat de către scriitorul, artistul, şi omul de ştiinţă Florentin Smarandache în anii 1980 în România, care dorea “lărgirea sferei artistice prin elemente neartistice şi prin experimente contradictorii; în special creaţie în contratimp, contra-sens.” pArAdOxIsM - the last frontier the second millennium January. definition Paradoxism is an international avant-garde movement in literature, art, philosophy, even science, based on excessive use of antitheses, antinomies, contradictions, oxymoron, parable, paradox in creation. It was founded by the writer, artist, and scientist Florentin Smarandache in 1980 in Romania, who wanted "artistic broadening the artistic elements and contradictory experiments, particularly in the creation of step, contrary sense."...

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L) Limitele filozofiei Întreaga filozofie este un tautologism: adevărat în virtutea de formă, pentru că orice idee lansată pentru prima oară este dovedită ca adevărată de către iniţiatorul(ii) său(i). Prin urmare, filozofia este goală sau dezinformativă, şi reprezintă a priori cunoaşterea. Se poate afirma: Totul este adevărat, chiar si falsul! Şi totuşi, întreaga filozofie este un nihilism: pentru ca orice idee, odată dovedită adevărată, este mai tîrziu dovedită ca falsă de către urmaşi. Este o contradicţie: fals în virtute de formă. Prin urmare, filozofia este supra-informativă şi o cunoaştere a posteriori. Astfel, se poate afirma: Totul este fals, chiar şi adevărul!...

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Introducere ............................................................. 5 pARadOXisMul - ultima avangardă a mileniului doi ...................................................... 12 1. Definiţie ............................................................ 12 2. Etimologie ........................................................ 12 3. Istoric ................................................................. 13 4. Caracteristici ale Paradoxismului ................. 16 5. Direcţii pentru Paradoxism ........................... 17 „Dicţionar de informatică“, de Denis Howe .. 18 1. Neutrosofie ....................................................... 18 2. Logica neutrosofică ......................................... 19 3. Mulţime Neutrosofică .................................... 20 4. Probabilitate Neutrosofică ............................. 21 5. Statistici neutrosofice ...................................... 22 Neutrosofia, o Nouă Ramură a Filosofiei ....... 24 1. Abstract ............................................................ 24 1.1. Cuvînt înainte .......................................... 25 1.2. Neutrosofie, o no...

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The experimental digital arts on the front and back covers represent the “World Trade Center Towers before 9/11” and respectively an “Aquatic Monster” done by the cyberartist....

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Science and Art resemble Horace’s concordia discors (discordant harmony) from his “Epistles” and both are built on imagination. Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is (Oscar Wilde). Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination (John Dewey). And similarly for the advance in art and letters....

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A picture book of Chicago.

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A collection of poems organized over a period of thirteen days.

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Fac jocul femeii „De - ţi vine ţie pe chelie Să mă trimiţi pe mine-n vie”, Să sap, să leg, să copilesc … Nu vezi cum fug ca să iubesc?! I play women "De - and comes to you on baldness Send me on my live-in " To dig to tie to child ... I do not see how they run to love!...

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Cuvânt înainte........................... 3 Biografie (F.S.).......................... 4 Biografie (M.P.).......................... 7 Cobiliţa şi oltenii (Prefaţă).................9 Ziua zero Fac jocul femeii.......................... 12 Coborâtul e mai uşor...................... 12 Drama cuplurilor de azi.................... 12 Împrumutul prietenilor..................... 12 Droguri la înaintare....................... 13 Cina din carne de lebădă!................... 13 Cei şapte ani de acasă...................... 13 Ziua întâi şi ......................... 15 Coada ursului păcălit...................... 15 Unei cucoane cu perucă.................... 15 Unei cucoane cu fund...................... 15 (după) prăzi.................... 16 Cine se-aseamănă se-adună................. 16 Un petic de hârtie......................... 16 Cotidiană................................ 16 Pipa păcii la olteni......................... 17 Vânzătorul de ziare........................ 17 Îmbrăţişare solară.......................... 17 Unui absolvent de facultate.................. 19 Unui ins al Dracului!....................... 19 Une...

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Poesias, crônicas, contos e ensaios. Poetry, chronicles, short stories and essays.

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Законы Флорентина не ЯВЛЯЮТСЯ ни законами Мэрфн (песс имистичны), ни законами Питера (О ПТИМИСТИЧНЫ), часть из них пессимистична, часть оптимистична, они также частично нейтральны (НИ ОПТИМИСТИЧНЫ, ни пессимистичны), ЧТО-ТО вроде нейтрозофическои ЛОГИКИ. Поэтому в каждом законе Флорентина есть негатив и ПОЗИТИВ, в то время как законы Мэрфи негативны, а законы Питера включают позитивные атрибуты. Florentin’s Laws are neither Murphy’s (pessimistic) Laws nor Peter’s (optimistic) Laws, but partially pessimistic and partially optimistic, while another part is neutral (ambiguous: neither pessimistic nor optimistic) – as in neutrosophic logic. Therefore, each Florentin’s law includes negatives and positives, unlike Murphy’s law which has only negative attributes, and respectively Peter’s law which has mostly positive attributes or results....

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ЗАКОН ФЛОРЕНТИНА, ЧТО И ПОЧЕМУ с 1980 года работают законы Флорентина: I.Всё ВОЗМОЖНО, невозможное тожеl 2.Ничто несовершенно,даже совершенное! З.Всё ПЛОХО,включая хорошее.и наоборот. 4 .Смысл включает бессмыслицу, и бессмыслица включает СМЫСЛ. 5.Всё обладает и не обладает величиной. Новая серия законов появилась в 1986- 1989 годах. Starting from the 1980 Paradoxism’s Laws: 1. All is possible, the impossible too! 2. Nothing is perfect, not even the perfect! 3. Everything is bad, the good included – and reciprocally; 4. The sense has a non-sense, and the nonsense a sense; 5. Anything has a value and a non-value; a new series of laws emerged in 1986-1989....

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This anticreation is a 1990-2006 experimental poetry collection. It intends to be the worst book and in the same time the best trash published in the United States and maybe in the world....

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Good Morning This is GOD. I will be handling all your problems today. I will not need your help. So, have a nice day!

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Poems from the 2000s

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Poems from 1977 - 2012

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Part 1 - The Book of Eight Part 2 - The Book of Five

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A sample of idioms in book form.

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• Eşti liber să crezi că eşti liber. • Depinde de tine cât de independent vrei să fii. • A ieşit basma curată, deşi era cu musca pe căciulă. • Călăii au fost lăsaţi să judece după cum îi taie capul. • Ortopedului îi plăcea să pună osul la treabă. • Nituitorul avea cam multă bătaie de cap. • Era moartă după cel care tocmai decedase. • După ce moare încrederea şi optimismul, urmează speranţa. • Stăteau spate-n spate şi făceau feţe, feţe. • Lui Nazarie i s-a năzărit că zăreşte ceva în zare. • Eu cu fizica, el cu metafizica şi ea cu fizicul. • Pe unul îl înşelau speranţele, iar pe celălalt îl înşela soţia. • L-am amăgit că mă dezamăgeşte. • Dacă ai fi obligat să numeri până la un miliard, ai ezita să devii miliardar...

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Creionări încondeiate .......................................... 5 Distihuri proverbiale .......................................... 49 Poezii paradoxiste .............................................. 69 Dialoguri hazlii .................................................. 77 Dicţionar paradoxist ........................................... 95...

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Short stories and parables and matching images strewn together in a book.

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-Nu fi de neînlocuit. Dacă nu poţi fi înlocuit, atunci nu o să fii niciodată promovat. -Cine crede în telekinezie, să îmi ridice mâna. -Nu sunt vegetarian pentru că iubesc animalele. Sunt vegetarian pentru că urăsc plantele. -Cum îţi dai seama când rămâi fără cerneală invizibilă? -Care este viteza întunericului? -De ce abreviere este un cuvânt atât de lung? -Intenţionez să trăiesc veşnic. Până acum sunt în grafic....

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Ridere humanum, perseverare divinum ................................. 7 Greutăţile vieţii ..................................................................... 25 Basme repovestite adulţilor .................................................. 37 Vampiriada ............................................................................ 57 Homo tare sapiens ................................................................ 65 Pastile de râs ......................................................................... 79 Femeia, explicată ................................................................ 101 Homofilii .............................................................................. 116 Raporturi caznice ................................................................ 139 Neveste disperate ............................................................... 172 Bătrâni şi neliniştiţi ............................................................. 187 Munca şi consecinţele ei ..................................................... 215 Viaţa la ţară ......................................................................... 227 Român,...

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A collection of poems.

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IMNUL OLTEAt"lULUI AMERICAN M-a facut mama oltean Port blue jeans de-american. Cu pălărie sombrero Şi fumez ţigări Marlboro. Mănânc praz şi beau din ţoi. În Craiova-s cowboy. Măi,Leano! Cin' se ia cu mine bine Îi aduc "whiskey" de prune. Cin' se ia cu mine rău Îl înjur de Dumnezeu În română-amestecată Cu engleza mea de baltă Că-s gangster de vin la trap Şi îi bag un glonte-n cap. Măi,Leano!...

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CUPRINS MAlAGAMBE Tambala(ba)giu'..................................................................................7 Bagaboanţa...........................................................................................8 Ciorovăiala...........................................................................................9 Marghioliţa....................................................................................10 Moaca dracu !....................................................................................11 Mocofane..........................................................................................12 Orăcăiala........................................................................................13 "Bleomangri cu picăţele"....................................................................14 Tovarăşe Popă...................................................................................15 La o bârfotecă....................................................................................16 Puşlamaua.......................................................................................17 Nea Mărin şi Taţa Ve...

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Un vizitator de-a pururea prefaţă Continui seria fotojurnalelor instantanee cu episoadele turneelor ştiinţifice din Taiwan şi China. „Aventuri chineze” este o carte despre o conferinţă de calcul granular din Taiwan (în oraşul sudic Kaohsiung), între 4-11 noiembrie 2011, plus un tur ştiinţific desfăşurat în perioada 11 decembrie 2011 – 6 ianuarie 2012 în patru oraşe din China: Beijing, Xi’an, Shanghai, şi Hangzhou. A visitor for ever foreword Continuing instant fotojurnalelor series episodes scientific tournaments in Taiwan and China. "Chinese Adventure" is a book about granular computing conference in Taiwan (in the southern city of Kaohsiung), 4-11 November 2011, plus a scientific tour ran from December 11, 2011 - January 6, 2012 in four cities in China: Beijing , Xi'an, Shanghai, and Hangzhou....

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CHINA (fotojurnal instantaneu) 19.12.2011 Din nou la drum, la drum, la drum. În China. Nu mă mai satur de excursii. Simt că trece timpul. Nu știu cum să-l umplu mai bine. Pe freeway, până la aeroport, mă cicăle Lilia la cap. Ba merg prea repede, ba prea încet. E ceaţă, ploaie, lapoviţă. Vizibilitate redusă. Cică-i e frică. 18 zile „chineze”. O nouă lansare în necunoscut. Viaţă la viteză infinită... (scriu în aeroportul din LA unde avem de aşteptat şapte ore... pînă la miezul nopţii...) ABQ – LA – Tokyo – Beijing. CHINA (fotojurnal instantly) 19.12.2011 On the road again on the road, on the road. In China. Never get tired of sightseeing. I feel that time passes. I do not know how to fill it better. On the freeway, to the airport, I Lilia CICA head. You are going too fast, too slow ba. It's fog, rain, sleet. Visibility. They say I'm afraid. 18 days "Chinese". A new launch into the unknown. Life at infinite speed ... (write in the LA airport where we waited seven hours ago ... until midnight ...) ABQ - LA - Tokyo - Beijing....

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Un vizitator de-a pururea (prefaţă) - 4 TAIWAN - 6 CHINA - 35 A visitor for ever (preface) - 4 TAIWAN - 6 CHINA - 35

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People often debate whether there is a God. This to-the-point essay delves into an even more important topic: Why you should love God. It includes five compelling reasons (1. It's what you were made for, 2. You need it, 3. He loves you, 4. He is worth it and you can trust him, and 5. You will regret that you didn't) as well as a sixth section on ways to get to know God, as well as a list of resources....

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Does God exist? It is a question every person is faced with. However, the real question is not whether God is. Even the devil knows that God exists. The question that matters is not, “Do I believe in God?” but “Do I love Him?” The following pages lay out several reasons why everyone should love him. Knowing the love of God - God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit - and loving our fellow human beings through that love, is what every person was made for. It is what you were made for. It is your birthright and your destiny. Whatever you believe now, you deserve to know this truth, even if it is a truth that is often ridiculed, buried, and ignored. Christ suffered, died and rose again so that we might know the truth and he instituted the Catholic Church as the place where the truth is to be found. ...

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Essay - 1935 words 5 Reasons You Should Love God, with Sixth Section on Ways to Get to Know God. Resources

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É pela inquietude do espírito que se lança ao mundo em busca de si mesmo, em busca de revelações, de porquês. É nesta empreitada, ao se encontrar com o novo, com novas formas de vidas e de seres, que se questionam e se fundamentam os verdadeiros valores. São estes valores que direcionam àquilo que um dia será chamado de “o novo eu”. Um novo ser que violentamente se confrontará com seu antecessor, até que apenas um prevaleça ou um terceiro se derive dos restos alheios, torto e descontrolado, a ponto de exigir as mais atitudes extremas daqueles que sempre estiveram ao lado com as mãos estendidas. Atitudes mal interpretadas que levam a um perigoso caminho sem volta: aquele da contradição existencial....

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A Childs Dream of a Star in Latin